I never loved you. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV
Tell her she looks thin. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
- It doesn’t look so shiny to me.
A Big Piece of Garbage
It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. How much did you make me? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! File not found.
THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.
- That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave.
- Bender, quit destroying the universe!
- It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
- Ooh, name it after me!
The 30% Iron Chef
That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. Shut up and get to the point! Pansy. Oh sure! Blame the wizards!